
"Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation point at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!" -Elaine Benes
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Pippi!!!

Lost dog!!!!!!

You'd think that if you could scream "LOST DOG!!!!!!" that loud, you would be able to call your dog from just about anywhere they could have run away to, and they'd hear you. Did you ever think that maybe he doesn't want to come back because you're always yelling?
To be loved!

"MY CORKSCREW TAIL!" Another great example of a person who was missing the period button on their keyboard.
80% off!!!

Friday, December 16, 2011
!ATTENTION!

AFFORDABLE PRICES!!!!

Thank you for your cooperation!!!

Sunday, December 11, 2011
Thank you for coming to work today...!

Saturday, December 10, 2011
Everything Goes!!!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Raffle!!!!! Raffle!!!!!

Turn Lights Off!!

I don't know why, but it cracked me up to picture this person printing out an 8.5X11 sheet with like 50 of these excessively exclamated statements, and then cutting them all out and taping them all around the office as little reminders to keep those damn lights off. Dedication to the cause of excessive exclamation!! Also, it makes me a little nervous to turn the lights on when I feel like I need them!
Do Not Prop Door Open!!!

The triple exclamation point may show how serious this sign is commanding you, however, I think it is the needless capitalization of each word in the statement that would get me into action.
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Friday, December 2, 2011
Get Used!Books
What is with these mid-statement exclamation points that keep popping up? Are you yelling "Get used!" And then whispering "books"?
Thursday, December 1, 2011
I look forward to speaking with you!

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