Monday, December 31, 2012

Happy New Year!!!!

...from all of us at Excessive Exclamation!!!!


I'd say he's allergic to commitment.


It looks like what we need is state approved grammar lessons.

Monday, December 17, 2012

The holiday spirit!!!

After having a good time at the Pour House, I thought that this sign had six exclamation points.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Happy Holidays!!!!

One exclamation point for each of the winter holidays: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and (for our friends living in America's hat) Boxing Day!!!!


I love that the "ATTENTION!!!" sign is covered up by other postings. Just classic.

...When you purchase any car wash!!

I'm less impressed by the two exclamation points than I am by the word "SAVE" being repeated six times...all for twenty cents per gallon!!

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Do not put rubbish in this bin!!! Plz

If they would have just used a single exclamation point, maybe they would have had the room to spell out "please."

Submitted by "The Pedantic Nerd"

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

It's Freedom!!

With all these bumper stickers, I was shocked to only find one example of excessive exclamation. I should also point out that I was a little worried he would catch me taking the picture of his truck and open fire!!

Friday, November 30, 2012

Thank you!!

Is it just me, or is the font size for the exclamation points smaller than the rest of the text? It's driving me crazy!!

Monday, November 26, 2012

No palms allowed!!!

So, this was on a package for a "hand sack," which is like a hackey sack for your hands. However, I'm confused exactly how you would play with a "hand sack" without using your palms. Kids these days.

I'm saving money for my house!!

This confused me. It was a dog piggy bank, and I'm wondering if it is encouraging kids to move out at an early age...

Monday, November 19, 2012


No sane person, anywhere on the planet, finds statistics this exciting.

Come Join the Festivities!!

Not sure if I want to join festivities where people are yelling like this right off the bat.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

We pot your plant for FREE!!!

Wait, so if I buy a pot and a plant, you will do me the favor of placing the plant into said pot...and you'll do it for free? If it weren't for the triple exclamation points, I wouldn't believe you!!!


I love that someone came to the counter and said, "Wait, all shoes displayed are only $25?," and the clerk had to adjust the sign to note that only shoes "on this shelf" have the discount. It's a lot less exciting that way.


Actually, based on the heat put off by the "ghost pepper," this may not be a case of excessive exclamation.


I love when people yell the beginning of a statement, gently speak the middle, and then yell at the end. It really helps to get the point across.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Classes only $15 per month!!!

These exercise classes may be low impact, but their excitement about the price certainly isn't.


It may not be completely in focus, but we have officially caught PG&E wasting energy typing excessive exclamation points.

Monday, November 5, 2012 takes time!!!

Maybe they should spend a little less time with excessive punctuation and a little more time with the cooking.


The exclamation points! The hot pink font!! This is my kind of restaurant!!!

Please Read!!!

Maybe if they would have used the letter o instead of the number 0 in "IMP0RTANT," it would have been taken more seriously!!!

wakE up and smEll thE coffEE!!

The excessive exclamation is one thing, but why capitalize all of the Es? I'm guessing the person who made this had a couple of cups too many.


If the water is just "nice," does it really deserve an exclamation point?

Submitted by "Scooby Do."

Thursday, November 1, 2012

!! Youth Group !!

At the St. Agnes youth group, symmetry is the main concern.

To be fair, shouldn't it read, "!! Parish Youth Group New Web Site !!" I mean, if you are going to do it, at least do it right.

Friday, October 19, 2012


It would really throw me for a loop if I was peeing in this bathroom and then saw a sign that said, "STOP!!!"

Submitted by "Ready Freddy"

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

!!!!!! Noticia Importante !!!!!!

Noticia importante: ¡¡¡¡¡¡Gire los signos de exclamación al revés!!!!!!

Monday, October 15, 2012

Fearless Flyer is here!!

Maybe adding an extra exclamation will make it seem like a buck off of tahini sauce is something we should all get excited about.

Sizzling spirit of East County Seniors!!

The sizzling these seniors are engaged in is far too exciting for a simple single exclamation point.

Friday, October 12, 2012

Make your own Margarita!!!

What's next? This Mexican restaurant is going to scream at me to make my own enchiladas?

This is not an exit!!!!

Four exclamations isn't bad, considering whoever made this is clearly a pot head.


Who would have thought a door could have so many instructions and warnings?

Monday, October 8, 2012

Dress to impress!!

As long as you are dressed to impress, people will overlook your excessive punctuation!!

Thursday, October 4, 2012

We pay cash!!!

"Unlike those other shady tow companies that pay in bread crumbs..."

Submitted by Aunt May May.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Tuesday, October 2, 2012


And what exactly is this "power button" you are making reference to?

Monday, October 1, 2012

I did my own laundry!!!


I don't usually post excessive exclamation from Facebook because it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but poor Emilie is just too much. I'm proud of you for doing your own laundry, but was that really worthy of a triple?

Submitted by Anonymous.

Friday, September 28, 2012

Please clean up after yourself!!

Do you ever wonder what your co-workers' homes must look like, based on the way they treat the office break room?

Useful Hotlines!!

A grammar hotline would be useful.

So, I need your help!!!

Facebook is a never ending treasure trove of exclamation points.

Case in point...

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."

Thursday, September 20, 2012

Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Ask for help!!!!

Don't just ask for help, scream for help!!!!

Submitted by "Ready Freddy"

Wednesday, September 12, 2012

Lost Dog!!!

Spuds MacKenzie being lost is worthy of more than three exclamation points!!!

Monday, September 10, 2012

Come joing the fun!!!

This whole sign cracks me up. Triple exclamation points, six dollar signs, it's classic!! However, I must say the most enticing thing about it is just showing up at the 6th floor meeting room on Wednesday at 7:15 pm to find out what exactly this so-called "Bingo" session actually is. After some research, I'm going with "Death Bingo!"

See you there!!!

While I love the triple exclamation points for the surely exciting 2 hour "Threads Rack," my favorite part of this picture is the reversed quotation marks.