Friday, November 30, 2012

Thank you!!

Is it just me, or is the font size for the exclamation points smaller than the rest of the text? It's driving me crazy!!

Monday, November 26, 2012

No palms allowed!!!

So, this was on a package for a "hand sack," which is like a hackey sack for your hands. However, I'm confused exactly how you would play with a "hand sack" without using your palms. Kids these days.

I'm saving money for my house!!

This confused me. It was a dog piggy bank, and I'm wondering if it is encouraging kids to move out at an early age...

Monday, November 19, 2012


No sane person, anywhere on the planet, finds statistics this exciting.

Come Join the Festivities!!

Not sure if I want to join festivities where people are yelling like this right off the bat.

Tuesday, November 13, 2012

We pot your plant for FREE!!!

Wait, so if I buy a pot and a plant, you will do me the favor of placing the plant into said pot...and you'll do it for free? If it weren't for the triple exclamation points, I wouldn't believe you!!!


I love that someone came to the counter and said, "Wait, all shoes displayed are only $25?," and the clerk had to adjust the sign to note that only shoes "on this shelf" have the discount. It's a lot less exciting that way.


Actually, based on the heat put off by the "ghost pepper," this may not be a case of excessive exclamation.


I love when people yell the beginning of a statement, gently speak the middle, and then yell at the end. It really helps to get the point across.

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Classes only $15 per month!!!

These exercise classes may be low impact, but their excitement about the price certainly isn't.


It may not be completely in focus, but we have officially caught PG&E wasting energy typing excessive exclamation points.

Monday, November 5, 2012 takes time!!!

Maybe they should spend a little less time with excessive punctuation and a little more time with the cooking.


The exclamation points! The hot pink font!! This is my kind of restaurant!!!

Please Read!!!

Maybe if they would have used the letter o instead of the number 0 in "IMP0RTANT," it would have been taken more seriously!!!

wakE up and smEll thE coffEE!!

The excessive exclamation is one thing, but why capitalize all of the Es? I'm guessing the person who made this had a couple of cups too many.


If the water is just "nice," does it really deserve an exclamation point?

Submitted by "Scooby Do."

Thursday, November 1, 2012

!! Youth Group !!

At the St. Agnes youth group, symmetry is the main concern.

To be fair, shouldn't it read, "!! Parish Youth Group New Web Site !!" I mean, if you are going to do it, at least do it right.