Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Your taxes done free at Contra Costa College!!

I wouldn't trust anyone who uses excessive exclamation with my taxes!

17 years of great meals!!

They sure are excited to cater my next meeting, function, or event. I wonder how many years of great meals these people have been providing...


Ah, that answers that (although, technically, 1995 was 18 years ago...).

Monday, February 25, 2013

Flexible Schedules!!

No one, and I mean no one, is this excited about working while going to school.

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."

¡¡¡Gratis y Confidencial!!!

Speaking of balance...

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."

Get some balance in your life!!!!

If this was written in Spanish, maybe there would be more opportunity for balance:

"¡¡¡¡Conseguir un cierto equilibrio en su vida!!!!"

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."

News for Students!!!

News for students: one punctuation mark will suffice.

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."

Tuesday, February 19, 2013

Presidents' Day Super Sale!!!

I'm sure our founding fathers would be so proud to know that all these years later, we're celebrating their special day with some excitment!!!

Great for sauces!!

I would have expected better from a penguin advertising frozen basil.

Let's do it again!!!

Let's do it again...three more times!!!

Thank you :) !!

I'd like to get some official clarification on if emoticons count as punctuation.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

Plaease call us!

We care about your comments. We don't care about our spelling!

Please Come Again!!

One free sandwich for each excessive exclamation point you find.

Monday, February 11, 2013

To complete your request!!!

For sale on Craig's List: 3 unneccesary exclamation points.

Monday, February 4, 2013