Tuesday, December 31, 2013

Chalkboard paint in any color!!!

If you get it in white, is it white board paint?

Do Not Leave Arm Down!!!!!!

Hold those arms up for the duration of the event!!!!

Saturday, December 28, 2013

Rainbow Loom Classess!!!

Forget the exclamation points...I'm more interested in the "e" with the plus sign embedded in it!!

Friday, November 22, 2013

Oh no!!!! A lawsuit!!!!

What do I do? Pass on hiring the lawyers with a penchant for excessive exclamation.

Bottles and cans here!!!

My favorite part of this photo is the cameo of my shoe.

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Hot picks!!!!

Luckily, teen readers don't worry too much about punctuation.


We need your help...times three!!!

Thursday, November 14, 2013

Tuesday, November 12, 2013

No pill bottles!!

Just give me the pills!

Happy Anniversary!!!

I guess if you are going to add some extra P's, you might as well add some extra exclamation points.

Thursday, October 31, 2013

Wednesday, October 16, 2013

Pick up guaranteed!!!!!

You know you've jumped the shark on going green when you get this excited about recycling!!!!!

Monday, October 14, 2013

It's Termite Season!!

On the first day of termite season, anything is possible!!

Friday, September 27, 2013

Woof! Woof!!

Wow!! Call now!! Your dog will be so excited!!!

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Prime Rib Saturday!!!

Actually, a good prime rib may be well worth three exclamation points!!!

Thursday, August 15, 2013

Monday, August 5, 2013

Toss Trash Here!!!

...and toss your excessive exclamation here as well!!!

Thursday, August 1, 2013

100% Vegetarian!!!

Beef, chicken, and shrimp made from soybeans? 100% disgusting!!!

Monday, July 29, 2013

Congratulations graduate!!!

Good luck using your degree in excessive exclamation!!!

Thursday, July 25, 2013

Friday, July 19, 2013


When it comes to being out of cookies, I do think double exclamation is appropriate for letting people know that it's temporary!!

Monday, June 17, 2013


At least they carry the excessive exclamation over into the Spanish translation.

Submitted by "Ready Freddy"

Monday, June 10, 2013

Monday, June 3, 2013


Glad to see the Spanish-speaking community getting involved!!

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Pick up guaranteed!!!!!!!!!

I'm super excited about the pick up guarantee, you?

Register now!!!

Quick, before it's too late: Punctuation training!!!

Tuesday, May 14, 2013

Solve it!!

Don't control your punctuation, solve it!!

Thursday, May 9, 2013

Yes we do it all!!!

And with that many exclamation points, you know we really mean "all!!!"

Monday, May 6, 2013

Wednesday, April 24, 2013

Easy to qualify!!

It is so easy to qualify that we don't even require you to know how to use basic punctuation!!


Welcome to the fair!!!

Monday, April 15, 2013

Get 12 more pages!! Buy now!!!

I pride myself in never paying for apps on the ol' iPad...but with these guys, I might be willing to make an exception!!!

These kids are gorgeous!!!


Monday, April 8, 2013

Last day!!

On the last day, all rules for punctuation go out the window!!

Thursday, April 4, 2013


 LET GO...of excessive exclamation points!!!

Wednesday, March 20, 2013

!!!!! Misfeed has occurred. !!!!!

Submitted by Shawn, who writes,

"The photocopier in the library wants me to know that a misfeed has occurred! And it must be  really serious judging by the number of exclamation marks!!"

Tuesday, March 19, 2013

N.D. Recycling!!!!

Bring your cans to N.D. Recycling...they're pumped to save the environment!!!!

Monday, March 18, 2013

See you there!!!!

I'm hoping that the smiley face is a recognition of how silly all those exclamation points are.

Thursday, March 14, 2013

Drop a Dress Size!!

And, while you're at it, drop an exclamation point!!

Monday, March 11, 2013

Master Catechist Graduates!!!

They are master catechists, not master punctuators.

Getschooled.com today!!!

Get schooled on proper punctuation...

No Students In The Copy Room!!!

I have to be honest. If I were a student, the triple exclamation would only further my desire to enter the copy room.

Tuesday, February 26, 2013

Your taxes done free at Contra Costa College!!

I wouldn't trust anyone who uses excessive exclamation with my taxes!

17 years of great meals!!

They sure are excited to cater my next meeting, function, or event. I wonder how many years of great meals these people have been providing...


Ah, that answers that (although, technically, 1995 was 18 years ago...).

Monday, February 25, 2013

Flexible Schedules!!

No one, and I mean no one, is this excited about working while going to school.

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."

¡¡¡Gratis y Confidencial!!!

Speaking of balance...

Submitted by "Ready Freddy."