"Well, you know Jake, you should learn to use them. Like the way I'm talking right now, I would put an exclamation point at the end of all these sentences! On this one! And on that one!" -Elaine Benes
Monday, December 31, 2012
Monday, December 17, 2012
Friday, December 14, 2012
Happy Holidays!!!!
One exclamation point for each of the winter holidays: Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, and (for our friends living in America's hat) Boxing Day!!!!
...When you purchase any car wash!!
I'm less impressed by the two exclamation points than I am by the word "SAVE" being repeated six times...all for twenty cents per gallon!!
Thursday, December 13, 2012
Do not put rubbish in this bin!!! Plz
If they would have just used a single exclamation point, maybe they would have had the room to spell out "please."
Submitted by "The Pedantic Nerd"
Tuesday, December 11, 2012
It's Freedom!!
With all these bumper stickers, I was shocked to only find one example of excessive exclamation. I should also point out that I was a little worried he would catch me taking the picture of his truck and open fire!!
Friday, November 30, 2012
Thank you!!
Is it just me, or is the font size for the exclamation points smaller than the rest of the text? It's driving me crazy!!
Monday, November 26, 2012
No palms allowed!!!
So, this was on a package for a "hand sack," which is like a hackey sack for your hands. However, I'm confused exactly how you would play with a "hand sack" without using your palms. Kids these days.
I'm saving money for my house!!
This confused me. It was a dog piggy bank, and I'm wondering if it is encouraging kids to move out at an early age...
Monday, November 19, 2012
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
We pot your plant for FREE!!!
Wait, so if I buy a pot and a plant, you will do me the favor of placing the plant into said pot...and you'll do it for free? If it weren't for the triple exclamation points, I wouldn't believe you!!!
$25!!!
I love that someone came to the counter and said, "Wait, all shoes displayed are only $25?," and the clerk had to adjust the sign to note that only shoes "on this shelf" have the discount. It's a lot less exciting that way.
HOT!!!
Actually, based on the heat put off by the "ghost pepper," this may not be a case of excessive exclamation.
Important!!
I love when people yell the beginning of a statement, gently speak the middle, and then yell at the end. It really helps to get the point across.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
Free!!
It may not be completely in focus, but we have officially caught PG&E wasting energy typing excessive exclamation points.
Monday, November 5, 2012
...it takes time!!!
Maybe they should spend a little less time with excessive punctuation and a little more time with the cooking.
Please Read!!!
Maybe if they would have used the letter o instead of the number 0 in "IMP0RTANT," it would have been taken more seriously!!!
wakE up and smEll thE coffEE!!
The excessive exclamation is one thing, but why capitalize all of the Es? I'm guessing the person who made this had a couple of cups too many.
Thursday, November 1, 2012
Friday, October 19, 2012
Stop!!!
It would really throw me for a loop if I was peeing in this bathroom and then saw a sign that said, "STOP!!!"
Submitted by "Ready Freddy"
Wednesday, October 17, 2012
Monday, October 15, 2012
Fearless Flyer is here!!
Maybe adding an extra exclamation will make it seem like a buck off of tahini sauce is something we should all get excited about.
Sizzling spirit of East County Seniors!!
The sizzling these seniors are engaged in is far too exciting for a simple single exclamation point.
Friday, October 12, 2012
Monday, October 8, 2012
Thursday, October 4, 2012
Wednesday, October 3, 2012
Tuesday, October 2, 2012
Monday, October 1, 2012
I did my own laundry!!!
I don't usually post excessive exclamation from Facebook because it's like shooting fish in a barrel, but poor Emilie is just too much. I'm proud of you for doing your own laundry, but was that really worthy of a triple?
Submitted by Anonymous.
Friday, September 28, 2012
Please clean up after yourself!!
Do you ever wonder what your co-workers' homes must look like, based on the way they treat the office break room?
So, I need your help!!!
Facebook is a never ending treasure trove of exclamation points.
Case in point...
Submitted by "Ready Freddy."
Thursday, September 20, 2012
Wednesday, September 19, 2012
Wednesday, September 12, 2012
Monday, September 10, 2012
Come joing the fun!!!
This whole sign cracks me up. Triple exclamation points, six dollar signs, it's classic!! However, I must say the most enticing thing about it is just showing up at the 6th floor meeting room on Wednesday at 7:15 pm to find out what exactly this so-called "Bingo" session actually is. After some research, I'm going with "Death Bingo!"
See you there!!!
While I love the triple exclamation points for the surely exciting 2 hour "Threads Rack," my favorite part of this picture is the reversed quotation marks.
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