Bicycles!

I know its is similar to previous post "Cigarettes!" and previous post "Get Used!Books", but I still don't feel any closer to understanding it. Although, bicycles are definitely more exciting than a bath mat.

Many Raffles to enter and WIN!!!

When the event is free, and the raffle prizes comes from vendors like Amway, Avon, and Tupperware Parties, I'm not sure that three exclamation points is quite warranted.

Please!!!

I know it may only be a stereotype, but I wouldn't suggest being this aggressively demanding with a postal worker.

I'm an Independent Spirit!

This note starts off friendly, then gets a bit weird and then all out demanding. I would never expect this from an "Independent Spirit" kitty. Submitted by Karen T.

Attention!!!!

Not only do they feel the need to use excessive punctuation to get your attention, but they try to prove just how serious they are by not letting proper grammar get in their way. "Clean after yourself by: wash your cup..." That made me laugh so hard when I read it.

Please do not use it!!!!

Talk about a use of excessive exclamation that would have you second guessing if your emergency was enough of an emergency to make this water available for use!

2012!

Another in a long line of signs where people just get a little too exclamation happy. Once you get going, it's hard to stop!

Attention!!!

A single, a double, and a triple. Alright, alright, I'll stop sneaking those cups out of the dining area, since you're so serious about it. Sheesh! They never said not to spill food on the sign in protest, though...

!! Time Change !!

Two before, and two after. At least the maker of this sign cares about symmetry.

Someone May be hiding behind the door!!

Having this on an inpatient psychiatric unit door only seems like it would increase paranoia, in my humble opinion.

Do Not Use!!!

Besides having a chance to make it on "Unneccesary Quotes," this image also makes me laugh because the original initials of the sign maker are crossed out, as"KB" decides to take responsibility for the poor puncutation.

Restrooms for construction use!!!!!!!

Submitted by G.K. in Austin, Texas, who writes, "Confusingly, the signs were posted on the 'South' restrooms, which the construction workers are supposed to be using." Sounds to me like someone at Reit Management needs to take a Valium. Thanks, GK.

Slowly!, Softly!, Quietly! Please!!!

This has to come in as my new favorite, seen in a home for the elderly. The commas following the exclamation points is just classic, and the fact that the sign seems to be screaming at you while commanding you to be slow, soft, and quiet, is just awesome. Nice work, guys.

See you all there!!!

I'd like to think the excessive exclamation here is intended to show astonishment if any of the people can actually figure out how to get to the group's new location. I have to admit, though, its the "May I Have Your Attention" part of this posting that really got me laughing.

Hot or cold!

This made me laugh so hard. "We have Chicken Wings in all sort of delicious ways...hot or cold!" Wow!! Is the exclamation point supposed to be showing astonishment that "all sorts of delicious ways" ends up just being two ways, hot and cold? It's just awesome.

Make entertaining simple!

Wait, you're commanding me to make my entertaining simple? If I'm ordering custom made trays from you, I'm hoping that you'd be the one helping to make my entertaining simple.