I am not your damn maid!!!

You may not be my damn maid, but based on the look of the apartment complex that you live in, I'm guessing that you are probably somebody's maid.

Thank you for coming in!!!

I hope they are more gentle with the cars than they are with their words of appreciation.

Please let us know how we did!!!

Well, at least the food was better than the punctuation. But just when you think it was a simple one-time mistake, you glance toward the bottom of the same reciept...

I am, however, impressed that Carl Karcher is hip to texting.

Toilet Paper Only In Toilet!!

I like to keep my toilet paper on the roll, but you know, that's just me.

Please Don't Drink & Drive!!

Because people are definitely looking for some stern advise from their bridge toll receipts.

Got Nitrogen!

I can't help but think they were going for a question mark here.

No Keys To Heaven!

As the saying goes, an exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke. I'd say that applies here.

Tweety!

Me: "What do you think of this one?"

My wife: "I freaking hate Tweety bird."

The exclamation makes Tweety that much more annoying.

Enjoy Buffet, Do Not Abuse Please!!

I think we all know that there is a very fine line between enjoying a buffet and abusing it.

Self serve please!!

Despite this sign, seen at an Indian joint in Fremont, I asked the waiter to bring me my plate and fork. Better add another exclamation point to really get the point across, boys.

Disaster information kits!!!

Step one in a distater: Everyone stay calm!!!

Ask about our Mello Cielo experience!!!

Seen at Ruby Hill winery in the East Bay. Glad to see that there actually was excessive exclamation on that sign, and it wasn't just what the third taste of Pinot was making me see.

You are the union!

Maybe unions would get more accomplished if they would just stop screaming so much.

PLEASE!!!!!

They really don't want you to find out that the nail polish decided to go out and party, instead of cramming for the exam.

It's YOUR! Call.

Someone is going to have to help me on this one, seen on the tsn.ca website. I'm just clueless as to why they would have put an exclamation point there.

Thank you!!!!

I really don't think it is a smart idea to yell at people who may have run out of their medications.

Exit feet first only!!!

Because if you try and exit head first, you may end up seeing triple.